Packing Dilemmas, Holiday Excitement and English Boys

Packing is hard. It's not natural. How is a silly little lady like myself supposed to know what she'll feel like wearing every day for the next more than two weeks? C'est impossible! Nílim ábalta! I know some humans out there get their clothes ready days in advance, or at least the night before, and some of those inhuman humans can somehow pack confident in the knowledge that they aren't forgetting anything and have everything they need, but I'm not of these people. Yes, occasionally I know what I'll wear in advance, for an occasion! Not a whole fortnight... But usually I spend at least 20 minutes staring blankly into my wardrobe, completely dazed and incapable of choosing. There's never anything to wear. As a female, the words "I have nothing to wear!" being screamed every time I look for an outfit, are acceptable, and it is my right, as a lady, to have a mini tantrum or breakdown every time alongside this exclamation. Saying all this, le boif seems to think he's a lady in the clothes choosing department too... But no matter how many "should I bring a shirt and tie"s or "I don't know what shoes to bring"s he gives me, I have enough of my own packing dilemmas, I cannot play mummy and pack for him too! I don't mind his little clothes interjections every few minutes though, he is le boif after all, and a lovable one at that.

So, how about I help all you packing people out there with a few tips I came up with all on my own?

1. If you're going on a plane, pack at least 3 big bottles of nail polish remover, shampoo and conditioner, along with your machine gun, hand grenade and blades, just in case customs start giving you any trouble.
2. Also if you're going on a plane, don't bring your passport, nobody cares about them anymore, I mean technology has taken over, your iPhone will suffice.
3. Bring as many suitcases as you want, it's not like they charge you extra to bring another.

That's how aeroplane packing works, right?

Anyway, as you might have guessed, I'm not going on an aeroplane - oh, and the destination is England by the way - because ferries all the way. My favourite bit will be the 5 hour car journey in the Nissan Micra with us three kids in the back. It'll be so roomy. I can't complain though, le boif's family are pretty much treating me to a holiday, and even surprised me by extending the holiday so we can go to a Japanese festival (wannabe Japanese nut over here). Aren't they so cute?

Even if it's only across the water, to England, we're all still very excited. I have never been, believe it or not, and my fears of going are trying to remember which side of the escalator you're supposed to stand on, and which side to walk on (Ireland doesn't have any of these silly little rules that make sense, we don't like social unspoken rules, we like Guinness), that I'll get extremely lost and accidentally die, and that I'll fall in love with every single person there with an English accent. I'm a sucker for a cute English boy, ask le boif, and even he is worried about silly little me cooing, giggling and fangirling every time I meet a young fellow with a cute accent, especially his silly little friends! I'll try to restrain myself but I am a girl after all, you can't blame me. I will end up with an English accent after being there for a while though. Camouflage and all that jazz. Gotta be careful so I won't get the "no dogs or Irish" response my granddad did... I kid, it's not the 60s anymore. But I do tend to develop an English accent when chatting undilutedly to English people (and by undilutedly I mean only). My Japanese friend has ordered me to Skype her when my accent reaches its peak. Even Japanese girls love an English accent... I'd say le boif will get a top up on his little London-Irish accent (the Irish part obviously, I jest, I jest) and that'll keep me entertained for at least the rest of the summer. He'll just be stuck saying the words dance, France, girl and bad-ass for my giggles, but he's aware of these terms and conditions.

Just as I'm aware of the terms and conditions relating to le boif's clothes shopping, and over-excitement. I will be playing in suit shops all day, and I will be given at least one headache from rapid loud nonsense speak. But such is love, eh? I put up with his silliness, while he puts up with mine. Happy out.

Morrissey, Oscar Wilde, Irishness and Books!

Today, within my reminiscent fangirlings, I stumbled upon something that made me very happy indeed. Doesn't it feel marvelous when two things you adore associate with each other, all on their own?
Look at my Morrissey getting all cozy with my Osky! I'm so proud of him! Getting in touch with his Irish roots! As Osky once said "If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilised." Now I know my Morrissey hasn't been the best boy in his outright denying his Irishness, despite his ma and da, and I don't forgive him for that, I'd give him a right telling off if I got the chance. But he entertains me, and at least he can appreciate a lovely Irish writer like my Osky. I know I may sound like a crazy patriotic Irish lassie, but I guess I am.

Apart from crazy Irishness, forgetfulness is a trait I carry at present, as I forgot all about my intention to blog, like a silly little lady. But we sillies get distracted with books, chats, and horribly sweet white wine. Also, due to the late hour (1am), we sillies apparently happen to lose our ability to ramble. So when all else fails, books!

Earlier this evening, my mother and I were engaged in the age-long debate of books: to break the spine, or not to break the spine. Having gone through phases of both, I am partial to being very gentle with my books, and under no circumstances creasing any part of the head-wrecking flimsy covers. Especially if the book isn't mine! I understand the argument that a book is for enjoyment, and that people like to use their books, and dominate by way of marking their territory, so to speak. I however, am of a different view:

             If I were a book, would I want to be used and abused? Certainly not. I would want to be treasured, stroked, and caressed as if I was the most precious thing to that reader, who craves every word in my sea of sentences. I would like to be taken care of with the utmost respect and care, and would not stand for being ravished or visibly used to the point where everyone can see I've been violated, and that I will never be my lovely perfect self again. I would want to remain forever young and beautiful (as I do in reality), while being secretly devoured with relish by a reader hungry for my knowledge. 

Such is my reasoning of my peculiar reading style.
Such is why you may see me peeking into my favourite book.
Such is why I miss the normality of hardcovers.
Such is why I could empathise with the narrator's laboured, pained fingers in Wild Swans, as my fingers began to ache also from the awkward position I had to assume in order to preserve the youth of the lovely chubby book's spine.

Such suches mark my goodnight.

Baked goods of the day!

Well, as I've been off school sick today I figured the best way to spend my time was to make fattening baked goods and make my stomach even sicker. So, I did. And after decluttering the kitchen, washing up a ludicrous amount of delft and closely avoiding serious burns, I'm finished, and stuffed with nummy foodlings. I was quite keen to use up some of the thousands of Cadbury's Easter eggs that lie sprawled along my kitchen counter, so I made these nutty brownie yummy fings, that are cooked in ceramic mugs, and served warm. Heart stopping, artery clogging goodness, at its best. Oh moma, were they tasty. End result: stuffed stomach and these fellows:

Oh and I never want chocolate again, thank you very much. I've had more than my fair share. I wish the Easter eggs would hurry up and evaporate or implode or something. 

    

I also made lemon shortbread biccies with a lemon glaze that look quite pretty sitting there all cute and starry on my cakey standy thingy. 

Not that there's much left to look at. My family have been scoffing them all. I still have a handful to share with my schoolmates tomorrow though (and a mug of brownie stashed away for me for later). But the recipe I used to make the lemon stars made waaaaaaaayyyyy too much dough, so I have loads of dough in the freezer for whenever I feel like adding some more inches to my waist. 

Conclusion: I love/hate food.